奇夹拍掉身上的烂菜帮子嘴里骂骂咧咧。
“三少爷你回来拉！”路经的丫环作礼。
这奇家是大世家，府邸巨大下人众多。
奇夹整整衣容，清咳声道：“嗯嗯，老爹跟夫人呢？”
“在客厅里等你！”
“噢！”
还是家里泰然安逸，再让人讨厌，他也还是奇家老爹的儿子。
奇夹大咧咧地往客厅走，说这奇家是淮安里的大户人家，在城里财富排行榜名列第二。奇府里假山奇石，长廓湖桥美不胜收。
来到客厅，奇夹发现这客厅里已经了好几个客人。见是是两老带着一个女子，而他老爹奇霸跟老娘正在客厅里接客。
见到奇夹走进客厅，奇夹的老娘便眼神闪烁，有意无间地避过奇夹的眼光。
“噫，今天怎么这么热闹！”奇夹纳闷着走进客厅。
客厅里的气氛很压抑，一副风雨欲来的样子。
静，静得可怕，很个人的表情都很严肃。
奇夹也奇怪发生了什么大事情，只见他爹板着一个脸坐在主椅上，到来的客人也都没有好的脸色。
“退婚，我们要退婚！”来访者老者将桌子拍得嘭嘭响。
那奇老爷压压手劝说着道：“不要激动，不要激动，有话好好说嘛！”
见来访老者怒道：“当初看你们家两个儿子小小年纪都那么出众，我才答应把蕊儿许配给你们家三儿子，没想到你这三儿子如此不成器！”
那叫蕊儿的女子哭得似雨后海裳。
“老人家不如再商量商量？”奇老爷好说歹说的挽回道。
“没得商量，像这样没前途，没未来的败家子，我家蕊儿，绝不嫁给他！”
叔可忍，婶不可忍，如此小看他奇夹，就不怕他奇夹将来有出人头地的一天么，奇夹跳出来喝声道：“莫欺少年穷！”
“此时不欺更待何时！”那老者也跳出来顶对道。
那叫蕊儿的女子一抬起头，奇夹一看，不由倒退两步，卧操，长得跟鬼一样，简直是丑得一塌糊涂。
奇夹惊呼道：“唉呀，好对子，老先生好文采！”
“过讲过讲！”老者恭恭手。
两人热情握手！
“老先生，这是退婚手续来，这是表格，拿去填一下！”奇夹眯笑着拿出数套文书。
“小兄弟真是通情达理之人，小女未能嫁你，还望海涵海涵！”老者拱拱手。
“老先生言重言重，快快办好手续，带你家女儿回吧！”奇夹望着那叫蕊儿肥婆一阵反胃。
这时老者签完字后，又朝望向那奇老爹，然后道：“奇老爷另外两个公子似乎也还没娶妻，要不奇老先生考虑考虑，我家蕊儿还是很希望嫁入奇家的！”
那叫蕊儿的肥婆破鼻为笑粗嗓门高兴道：“我愿意我愿意！”
“这个……”奇老爷一时语结。
正在这时，屋外又挤进来一群人，为首的老头进屋便大声嚷喊：“退婚，我们要退婚！”
先来那老者嚷道：“排队排队，什么事也要有个先来后到！”
那来者是愣到一下，催促道：“那你快点喂，还墨迹个什么劲！”
后面紧接着又来一大群人，进屋开口便是：“退婚退婚，我们要退婚！”
屋里一片热闹。
奇老爷压压手道：“不要急，不要急，一个个来！”
后面来的人叽叽喳喳的发着牢骚：“妈的双休日不开门，中午还休息三个小时，效率这么底，投诉，我们要投诉！”
屋里是人满为患，吵吵嚷嚷，无数女子呜呜大哭，场面好是壮观。
奇夹啧啧地对他那坐在主位的老娘道：“老娘，你当年到底，给孩儿，指了多少……媳妇！”
奇夹老娘闪避着奇夹的眼神，噼噼叭叭地一通数落道：“唉呀呀，都怪娘生你两个哥哥太过得意，哪会想到你这么挫，你这么挫还能怪老娘啊，呀，又来了一帮人，快去接待快接待！”
奇夹转头一看那女子，卧操，长得跟西凉山的大野猪一样，满脸雀斑，体肥腰粗。
奇夹无语地道：“老娘，你还敢不敢再离谱点！！！”
奇夹老娘眼神继续闪避。
“卧们野要退婚！”
奇夹深吸一口气，望着两个黑人带着黑漆漆的女儿走进客厅……
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